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Jun. 13th, 2015

12:41 pm

"We’ve been talking for twenty years about the internet revolution and the digital revolution of gathering more information than we ever thought possible and the communications revolution and yet apparently we remain so isolated from each other in our thinking that some billionaire fetus in San Francisco can say the words “wearable shirt” and not be immediately murdered for the good of the gene pool."

-Warren Ellis, 'Cunning Plans'

Dec. 14th, 2014


I've got to be real, first up: I have no idea what the best records of this year were. Actually, that's not new, but I don't even have a really clear idea of what my favourite albums were this year, and thank god I've never committed to actually ordering the goddamn things cardinally.

So the following isn't even really my favourites of 2014, it's more like: "Here's a bunch of albums I listened to and didn't hate this year, and how I felt about them.” Sometimes they are not even albums that came out in 2014. Hopefully it is some use, psychic or actual, to you otherwise - it's the Internet, go read a Buzzfeed list about cats or something, no one will notice. As always, there is no theory or logic to the ordering: it's just a constellation of stuff, floating in HTML.

Nikki-Nack - tune yards / This Is My Hand - My Brightest Diamond

I'm grouping these two because I'm just going to say the same thing about them: minorly-beloved indie pop artist makes another album that is basically like their usual output, but nevertheless a good Ol' time for everybody. The Album is knotty but at the same time good-natured and kind of mystical about the human condition in hippie way, with lots of clattering rhythms, abrupt turns and multitracked vocal slabs. If you are not convinced of the basic merits of the project if making an album like that, you're unlikely to be convinced, but if you are: lucky you, two great examples came out in the same year!

There's something dark and off in the heart of My Brightest Diamond, under all the whimsy - a kind of fragility? - that stops me from finding her obnoxious, and when they are on point her songs build towards a nervous, tense climax, like listening to someone uncover a repressed memory with every-increasing frantic energy.

Honest - Future

Outside of RtJ, I had to try really hard to listen to a good rap album this year. Did anyone else find this? Maybe I was just spoilt by the embarrassment of riches that was 2014, but it was a little bleak. Anyway. I'm throwing shade at Future here, which he only sort of deserves, especially since he's a funny guy with an album that sounds great, the inheritor of that Watch The Throne/Cruel Summer/Pusha T crown of a compulsively listenable hour of modern commercial rap music. You'll sing Move That Dope forever, and not because by the end you'll have heard the title phrase a billion times. And I still think the title track is hilarious, even if I may or may not be supposed to. I like to imagine what the Future album where he decided to lie to us instead of being Honest, which might have been an even better album.

The Voyager - Jenny Lewis

Sometimes I come into things way later than would be ‘cool’ to do so. Like Jenny Lewis: I gave zero fucks about her albums and Rilo Kiley, which would have been very on-point times to be into Jenny Lewis. But then she releases this huge chunk of ferociously unapologetic MOR and I put my head up and go “Oh! Yes, I could listen to this all the time!” Thus, I am the world’s greatest dork. But come on: this album is hooky enough to be banned by international fishing treaties. It’s all mid-tempo big slashes of deep-reverbed guitars over wire-tight drums and goofy keys. Maybe I’m just nostalgic about the Californian rock of my parent’s CD collection, but I have all kinds of time for it. I think I liked that Fountains of Wayne album, so there’s really no saving me, just please drive on.

Home, like noplace is there - The Hotelier

Awkward things to admit: even though this album is stunningly, immediately beautiful (just press play on the first song) I have not listened to it nearly as much as it deserves. Possibly, like Benji, it's just too fucking much to take in repeatedly. Even if you don't have much affection for post-hardcore, listen to 'An Introduction to the Album' and try not cry, which is impossible. The rest you may not have much milage with, but this is probably the one album this year that has that air of impeccable greatness around it - almost everything is in the right place, from the transitions from tinkle to slamming distortion, to the ragged-to-the-edge-of-exhaustion twisty vocals. A worthy successor to the great albums of the mid-2000s wave of emo, not least for including someone yelling “your funeral” really loudly.

Sun Kil Moon - Benji

I almost forgot to mention this one! I think it might be because I have unconsciously tried to repress the memory of its existence. I can't think of an album I've ever turned off because it would be inappropriate and worrying to start weeping on the way to work. Everywhere where Kozelek once was allusive and mysterious he’s now direct the point of agony - the lyrics achieve a kind of anti-poetry, like Raymond Carver set to bell-like guitars. It’s dorky, sometimes (lines like “I gotta give and get some hugs”, or the song ‘I Love My Dad’, which is exactly what it says on the label) but somehow it works way, way better than it should, to the point where, like me, you will find yourself on the edge of tears at 8:30am in the morning.

You're Dead! - Flying Lotus

I'm actually surprised I haven't seen this one going around more - Tulett, FlyLo made a concept album at the intersection of rap music and weirdo free jazz and it's not your favourite thing ever? I clearly don't understand human beings. Anyway. Lotus has always been a little - inscrutable to me, and I’ve never found a way into his objectively interesting but kind of intimidating albums.  But zoomed in on one genre it makes a lot more sense. Plus, it has a shit-hot Kendrick verse on it, a man for whom frenetic double-time bass guitar breakdowns are called 'Tuesday'. It's super weird and spacey - but, still dedicated to replicating faithfully the organic sound of Rhodes and guitars skittering around the mix like water on a hot plate. Cerebral in the best way.

Cliva Demo - Isiah Rashad

So you really wanted there to be a new K-Dot album this year, but there wasn’t. This was not the year of hip-hop blockbusters, because apparently the whole upper stratum is saving their powder for 2015. In the meantime, here’s a cloudy, chilled tape from one of his minor labelmates that will do just fine - he doesn’t have that genius, but let the title track wash over you and let all your worries about that drift. If I had someone who wanted to hang out with me on Saturday afternoons listening to rap music and drinking beers, this is what I’d put on, but since I don’t, I’ll just imagine that on the train instead.

My Grandma's Basement - Jarred Benton

To be upfront - there’s a bunch of really, really dumb and offensive shit in here - Benton gets the comparison to Tyler The Creator out of the way about thirty seconds in, because he knows you’ll be thinking it, but really he’s just another branch off the tree from Eminem and the like - you’ll get what I mean once you reach the bit where he says he’s “weird” and promises to “glue pubes to his face to make a beard”. It’s kind of minor (see note about rap blockbusters) but Benton’s way better, technically than almost all the rappers he’s competing with this year, and turning this on was a relief, just to hear someone actually putting their back into it after endless lazy bullshit. I do think his producer’s drop kind of sounds like something off a Turquoise Jeep song though, which is not something you should aim for, Kato.

Run The Jewels II - Run The Jewels

And then just when you thought there’d be nothing to bring us together as rap-listening public, El-P and Killer Mike kindly provided us a record we could all get as excited about as Mike sounds like on the intro. No one makes songs that hit as hard as RtJ do - we can only give thanks that they realised that the magic alchemy of R.A.P. Music was way better than either of their solo work combined, and worked at least two albums out of that realisation. This album is honestly about a billion times better, technically and sonically, than anything in else in its genre this year. Its victory feels almost a little boring, somehow. Still. You don’t get a passing grade in 2014 if you haven’t pressed play on this one at least a couple times.

The Double EP - Courtney Barnett

OK, I admit it, the caveat about non-2014ness is really just for this album, which was 2013, but who’s going to stop me? You certainly can’t. I had sat on ‘Avant Gardener’ for a long time, then came back to it one afternoon and realised: “This is an incredible song, and it sounds basically like the Inner West set to guitars. I wonder if the rest is as good?” If you listened to Barnett last year, you know the spoiler here is “Yup.” ‘Avant’ is still the best song about early-20s hungover gardening disasters, 'History Eraser’ has a planet-sized hook, and that’s just two songs off this techically-album. I have a high bar for jangly guitar noises, so you know it’s fucking killer.

Clark - Clark

There was a point late this year where I went looking for albums and somehow came back with only electronica, like every other genre had just decided to cede the week entirely. There were some “eh” records from then (yeah, I’m looking at you, Celestial Shore, Flatland) and albums who I probably want to like in abstract more than I do in practice (‘Let’s Cry And Do Pushups At The Same Time’ really is a hell of an album title) but the one that snuck up on me as work music was Clark - dark, gloomy and pulsing, it’s all the best instincts of the Warp artists and none of the shitty ones (one day I may appreciate Oneohtrix Point Never, but probably NEVER HA /exit stage left, raining dollars) I’m getting distracted here. Here’s what it’s like: Clark splits the difference between mordant bloops and huge, distant blasts of noise from the back of a cave somewhere. Analytically, I can’t really tell you why some electronica bores me shitless and some I can listen to for weeks, but this is firmly in the latter category.

What Am I Going To Do With Everything I Know EP - The Weather Station

This album has no right to be so damned beautiful. What is new about it? Nothing, seemingly, it sounds like folk music heard in snatches in the distance, like songs you’ve already heard in some distant but indistinct pleasant memory. But it’s so perfectly put together, and somehow she has written down the problem almost every person my age has and made it the name of her EP. It’s not even an album. It’s just a goddamned EP. It’s only 17 minutes long, which makes the fact that I’ve had it on for hours on end even more remarkable. Eventually, I decide reluctantly that I should probably listen to something else, at some point.

More Than Any Other Day - Ought

When I first heard this album, I thought, "Oh Christ, not another fucking crew-cutted white boy taking time off licking his poster of Ian Curtis to Yelp! In a! Serious! Way! and play the guitar like the mating call of a high-voltage transformer or malfunctioning fiber-optic cable. Get thee from my sight!" I still think this way about Total Control, because fuck that sound, but actually Ought are more like a funny, slightly less autistic The Fall, maybe? It's hard to immediately feel the beauty the songs, especially since they sometimes sound like a punk band by way of Battles, but don't be like me and wait for them to sneak up on you - listen to 'More Than Any Other Day', be still, let it happen, and then realise two minutes in you're listening to an amazing, off-kilter anthem about trying summon the energy to be a normal goddamned human being, which is a state I feel a deep personal connection to.

Honorable Mentions:

(These are albums I either didn't listen to enough to have a real opinion about them, or I don't quite like them enough to write a whole paragraph. They're probably still good, though.)

Pianos Become Teeth - Keep You

Caribou - Our Love

Hiss Golden Messenger - Lateness Of Dancers

Steve Gunn - Way Out Weather

Tricky - Adrian Thaws

Ryan Adams - Ryan Adams

Strand Of Oaks - HEAL

Braid - No Coast (!!!)

Lana Del Ray - Ultraviolence

Owen Pallet - In Conflict

White Lung - Deep Fantasy

The War On Drugs - Lost In The Dream

Oct. 21st, 2014

03:43 pm - one that hovered over the rest of nature in blithe autonomy

This isn't what I use this for, but god, it's the only place this thought could possibly go. So.

I had a work problem, which went something like this: I have a very large table of values with lots of metadata associated with them (let's call it ANIMAL SIZE, with data NAME and LOCATION.) There could, in some instances, be up to five different ANIMAL SIZES with the same NAME and LOCATION. What I wanted to do, was to ordinally rank the animal sizes 1-5, starting from the smallest ANIMAL SIZE first. Oh, and this is all in Excel, of course. How the heck to do that?

The obvious way would be to use the SMALL function. Except SMALL only works on an array - there's no such thing as SMALLIF. OR IS THERE.

There are two parts to this problem:
1. Apply SMALL to a subset of a column without editing the column
2. Then apply 1-5 to each value, from smallest to largest

I can take no responsibility if this is a terrible solution. It's what I came up with in an hour and a half.


1. Judicious use of 'array formulas' (entering CNTL-SHIFT-ENTER instead of ENTER when completing a formula) and IF statements does the work here. Turns out IF can be used to select a subset of an array using something else, like so:

IF(NAME.a=NAME,ANIMAL SIZE) \\NAME.a here is the name in the row

This, combined with an array formula, will return all the ANIMAL SIZEs where the NAME is the same as the NAME of that row (i.e NAME.a) You can do this recursively, so:

IF(NAME.a=NAME,IF(LOCATION.a=LOCATION,ANIMAL SIZE)) \\for future reference, this will be called SUBSETTER

Will break it down to just where the NAME and LOCATION are the same as that row. Presumably you could do this as many times as Excel will let you.

So we've now created a virtual subset of a subset using nothing but formulas, how to rank them?

To do this, I used the SMALL formula. Basically, SMALL(array,k) returns the k-th smallest value in an array. My mad solution was as follows:

1. Check if ANIMAL SIZE is the 1st smallest in the SUBSETTER'd array. If it is, return 1, otherwise
2. Check if ANIMAL SIZE is the 2nd smallest in SUBSETTER'd array. Return 2, otherwise...
And so forth. You get the drift. What this actually looks like is:

... etc.)

It's complicated-seeming, but only because it has hella moving parts. You can do this as many times as Excel will let you create IF formulas, keeping in mind that each SUBSETTER is two IFs by itself, and also that if it gets too large you will be staring into the void of madness. I did it to 5! And I was not completely insane by the end, although close.

I realise this is completely off-tone for this blog, but you know who cares? Not me! Everyone has to deal! The... no people who are reading this these days!

Apr. 2nd, 2014

09:13 am

"The whole time, the whole of my twenties, I had a sense that I was doing the wrong thing, but I couldn't have told you what the right thing was - except possibly it was the opposite of whatever I was doing."

- Sheila Heti, 'From My Diaries' ( N+1 #18)


Jan. 21st, 2014

12:48 pm - capital at the end of the world

The world moves more and more. We walked around Milan, shocked at every cornice. The signs of discontent where everywhere, but I was distant from them - revolutions seemed more pointless than ever, since who would they be for? Why so much bleeding for a thing that merely sets its opposite in motion; to scratch at millions for the possibility of a alien-better future for others? I read somewhere that the end of the world was a fantasy of the middle class that represented the collision of law and debt - a conflagration that would force one to submit to the other. Who would it be for? Who was any of it for, anyway?

I used to struggle, in the soul-well-staring of university academics, with the idea that perhaps there wasn't anything called 'willpower': that by the time the thought 'get out of bed' translated into a sudden movement upwards, outwards, that all the necessary preparations had already been made, chemicals percolating slowly through days of torpor, the universe arranged just so between smells and sounds and persons so that your 'decision' is just a rationalisation for why your body awoke that day and not another.

Revolutions feel as little like that as well - single breaks rationalised after the fact, gathering together and covering over a vast tracery of compound movements and opportunistic feints into one vector pointing in the wrong direction. Never mind that all the necessary groundwork has happened months before, everywhere one chose not too look, where it will only be obvious years later once idealism has given way to the cynical, exhausted limits of resources and easy routes out.

You end up with weird fatalistic determinism. Everything that happens was always going to happen, and all your movements within that happening where just the bouncing of a pebble on a vast flow of soil borne ceaselessly downhill. It's not the fatalism of any God, conspiracy or motive force: that would imply a point of intercession. It's just that the vector is bigger than you, moreover, you are a product of that vector, an expression of its mindless intent, an amplified pattern in fluctuating solar energy. It would be kind to say that thought was a passenger on that wave. It's hard to maintain that optimism.

Before the French Revolution, I read, revolution was conceived like an earthquake - you could be blamed for preparing poorly, but the basic condition was unpredictable, uncontrollable and out of anyone's hands. State apparatus rose and fell on nothing more knowable than waves far out to sea. The Enlightenment, it said, gave revolution a teleology; gave it handholds where the determined revolutionary could dig his hands in and drag the change in one direction or another. Before then, 'revolutionary' was a meaningless term, like describing someone as being in charge of clouds.

In Milan every corner called for 10-point plans and 90s Anarchy! symbols, even the banker's districts - or perhaps especially the banker's districts. I tried to imagine an Italy that gave in to their demands and drew a blank.

I think about how reactionary conspiracy theorists point to the fact that 80% of the Communist party platform from the early 1900s having now been implemented as proof that modern society is 'communist', and how the same logic works equally well to describe the country as 'reactionary', and how in time with enough machines and enough productivity all our weird dreams and demands might become true, simultaneously, and how that might not describe a politics so much as all of them, simultaneously, pointing out to nowhere or one big collapse. But there are no Barbarians left, and no one is going to come roaring out of the east to kick teetering structures into the dust.

What does Calvinist capitalism look like once production outraces any demand? Isn't this the source of the 'Well, they have washing machines, they can't be poor' antagonism. Doesn't, given enough time, the whole thing make itself obsolete? If that's not the point of it, of 'rising living standards', then what is? Would we punish people eventually not because there is any lack of resources but because we must, because without a morality play the whole thing seems wasted? I imagine a vast elderly human edifice at the edge of time that needs nothing, but enacts vast plays of human avarice and downfall with ritual precision; fortunes rising and falling according to old and wasted almanacs that dole out punishment and luck as an immutable and predictable pattern. A vast rat maze in the shape of a brain, a reward-punishment circuit on the scale of a species flickering in the dark like a dying pulsar.


Dec. 10th, 2013

06:46 pm - MATT LOVES SONG 2013

Like every year, January is both a billion light years away and also, I'm pretty sure, just yesterday. But here is a list! Because we are human, and lists are a kind of story we tell ourselves. It has no ordering beyond intuition, and no claims to authority or comprehensiveness beyond my own life on trains and other transportation mechanisms, and maybe not even that. It is about something, although I couldn't possibly say what.

This is the year I started using Spotify. See if you can tell how it has changed my listening habits! What fun! What insight! What!

Kanye West - Yeezus
What do I need to tell you, person who is likely to be reading this, about Yeezus? You already know. You already heard. It was a huge, floating cube like Gondry told us - but a weaponised geometry, every edge sanded down to a bleeding edge, moving at unpredictable and lethal speeds. Where 'Dark...' went big, 'Yeezus' is precise. I don't like every song on here, which is par the course for 'Ye, but when it is good it is very good, and it's good over and over and over.

Pusha T - My Name is My Name
At last! All hail King Push, finally off shitty sidetracks into regionalism to drop his best verses in a long time onto the best Kanye album this year that 'Ye only vocoder-mumbled on. It's so good - the beats snap and crack like the best of 'Hell Hath...', Pusha sounds like he's putting in more work than he has in a long time, doubling down on sinister basslines and rolling syllables around snare drums. Ah. Not for people who can't see through the subject matter, but as always, no one can make scales and keys sound as good as T.

Danny Brown - Old
Danny Brown! That Danny fucking Brown! I am very predictable in my hip-hop choices this year, but maybe that's because there were so many thick as hell hiphop releases this year, of which my view is barely a glimpse of. 'Old' extends the range of 'XXX', as it should, without sacrificing anything of the raw energy of the Danny that brutally murdered every MC he dropped a track with in 2012. It turns back and forth between a murky soul sound and last year's ugly synth riot. It's so good. If you didn't like Danny at first, this record is closer to him making detente with the unconvinced, without being worse in any way.

Drake - Nothing Was The Same
Another record that's not perfect in every second, especially in its guest verses (someone should really just have sent Big Sean home, especially after he clearly stopped giving a shit about where the beat was) But as always it just sounds so gooooood, doesn't it? Go listen to the bit where Tuscan Leather kicks in properly, or the breakdown on Come Thru - it's a record that's not afraid to be about as weirdly progressive as a gigantic rap record can be. I always think that Drake looks like a goofy outsider in his own rap videos, even when he's surrounded by the trappings of rap wealth, and that sense has always been the best thing about him, even as his albums become greater and greater money torrents.

Speedy Oritz - Major Arcana
This year's Indie Rock Record No One Gives A Shit About That Matt Loves, because apparently there's a quota. 'Arcana' was this year's distillation of 90's crunch and wind, full of twisty dissonance and thick breakdowns. Plus the lyrics are great, in that very specific bleeding-on-the-mic that I am literally incapable of getting bored of. "My mouth is a factory for every toxic part of speech I spew." I can't! I just can't! I have no critical distance on this shit, I'm afraid.

James Blake - Overgrown
'James Blake' buried occasional stark moments of beauty in otherwise difficult, Interesting sonic experimentalism. Overgrown isn't so much different as it is like watching a half-submerged mountain rise ominously from the sea - the peak ("Retrograde") is even more staggeringly beautiful, but the surrounding album solidifies those experiments into little heartaches of their own. I don't rank albums, but if I did...

Villagers - {Awayland}
I thought this was a quiet, folky record, which you could easily mistake it for, but once you hit Earthly Pleasures you realise (like I did when I put it on at the background at a dinner) that it has a noisy muscle to it, that big orchestral underlayer and harsh guitar turns, like a kind of twee, more in-tune Bright Eyes circa 'The Story Is In The Ground...'. I come to think of this one as a continuation of the project in that era of BE, taking it to a weirder, more surreal place, but with the same pain and politics mixed up in one.

Neko Case - The Worse Things Get...
Case's albums used to be, for me, in a category of indie rock that was inexplicably the target of consistent love from critics despite never really being that 'dramatically' impressive. Then I listened to 'Middle Cyclone', and I realised that was the point. There's nothing earthshaking about this MORish indie record, and nevertheless it is near-flawless in execution and repeatedly devastating - culminating in the acapella takedown of "Near Midnight, Honolulu" but excellent on every other side. Like Bill Callahan, Case gets deeper and deeper to some simple perfect thing with each record.

HAIM - Days Are Gone
I feel like this another one of those "I don't need to tell you" albums, maybe? God, I hope so. Pop music so tightly wound into the groove it practically defines the expression 'in the pocket', like the world’s best 80s cover band from an alternate universe with a whole selection of songs you’ve never heard of that nevertheless… sort… of… sound familiar… I’m not exactly the world’s leading proponent of nostalgia-ism in music but when it sounds so right, why resist?

Everything Everything - Arc
Imagine if someone did the Futureheads thing in a less aggravating way! Imagine if Foals was less self-consciously middlebrow! I don't have a lot of time for a great swath of NME's project to put a guitar in the hands of every underweight Englishman and make him play something the ruined adjective 'angular' can be applied to - but this is a serious mess of tight drumming, vocal turns and the determined application of a guitar pedal collection. Long live the Great Radiohead Army.

Honourable mentions:
Underground Lovers - Weekend,
J. Cole - Born Sinner,
Midlake - Antiphon,
Into It. Over It. - Intersections,
Omar Souleyman - Wenu Wenu,
Tal National - Kaani,
The Drones - I See Seaweed,
Bill Callahan - Dream River
The National - Trouble Will Find Me
The soundtrack to Drinking Buddies (which made me grudgingly enjoy Foxygen songs, an achievement in itself)
Rick Ross - “Bugatti"


Oct. 1st, 2013

08:14 am



He is buried up to his neck in sand. The sun gleams off his bald plate, which is spotty and red from exposure. I set alight a large metal canister of a gelatinous, flammable material and slowly pour the contents onto his head. The material drips, flickering, onto his skin, accompanied by futile, jerky thrashing and screaming. When the material reaches the remainder of his hair it flares briefly, and he somehow screams louder. The screaming stops when the material enters his ears and mouth. At his point, his skull begins to sag like wet paper.


We are in a large, well-attended meeting. He is sitting opposite to me, reading aloud a list several pages long. When he goes to turn to the third page of largely irrelevant points, I begin to emit a horrible keening sound and launch myself over the desk, forcibly inserting my hands through his shirt into the flesh below the sternum. In one rough, jagged motion, I tear open his ribcage and with one free hand pull free his beating heart. Blood flies erratically in all directions. Several people start yelling incoherently, others attempt to hide under the table. Still making the same keening noise, I begin to bash his drooling organ against the whiteboard until it is a red, chunky smear.


We are discussing a matter over the phone. Pretending to be listening, I replace my mouth with a high frequency noise generator. His hands involuntarily clutch the phone as his eyes roll back in his head and his ears begin to bleed. There is a rattling noise and then a snap as his body begins to shake so violently in his chair that the mechanisms shatter. His colleagues turn around just in time to see his face and hands turn the bright livid purple of blood straining against skin before he bursts like an overfilled ballon. Blood spurts in random directions and his eyes fly explosively outwards to lodge in a light fitting.


Jul. 18th, 2013

08:39 am

If there wasn't a word for it, we'd have to make one. If there wasn't a season for it, we'd have to start one. It became clear that the whole thing might have to be started from scratch, again: new lines, theories, definitions, everything. The world didn't look new: it didn't look like much at all. Shapes emerged and dissolved at the call of memory. Maps without delineation of sea and land. Here, there, scuzzy eruptions of apparent intensity from sketchings of detail. Symbols repeated under variation - transforming illegibly or merging with others at clashing intersection. The world spoke in the roar of far-distant and awesome action: great machines or thunderheads working on surfaces too distant to discern. A horizon that limited perception but not effect. Certainty found himself knotted where he lay: caught in webs not apparent at any height, nets that rotted into sticky, basic glues that ate new ideas and shat dead history. At this angle other cool shapes deformed were visible - attempts at clean landings half-sunk and remade into untraceable energy. The constant sound of impact. Baroque smells with no nostalgiac accretions. Everything at once so new as to excite frenzied aporia, and so awfully old as to evoke nothing an immobile boredom, constantly reaching to find an interior and finding only a window to more unfamiliar geometry without counting.


May. 12th, 2013

04:10 pm - Game Of Thrones S03E05

The episode opened with Osha and Hodor running away from someone carrying Bran and Rikkon on their backs. We don't see who they're running from, although it's implied that Hodor has offended someone deeply, somehow. Possibly a "Si, Que What" conversation has been involved, but with more 'Hodor!'. They reach the coast and manage to convince an itinerant fisherman to give them passage by claiming that Bran can see where fish are, in his dreams. As they sail off, Bran confides in Osha that this isn't entirely a lie, as long as he doesn't get haunted by the three-eyed nipple that's been invading those dreams. And then, of course, the fisherman announces that they're sailing to Dragonstone. Oops.

Meanwhile Danerys, having conveniently dumped her load of nipples, has tried to sail to the Free Cities in the west of Essos - unfortunately, it turns out that the reason that they got lumped with a load of nipples in the first place is that their captain is functionally blind. This is made painfully clear when he steers them straight for the Doom of Valaryria. Ser Jorah ruefully admits that he spent a good portion of their boat money on moustache wax, but it's too late for recriminations as the poisionous mists close in on them...

Finally we cut back to what Rob has been doing this whole time. Regretfully, the answer is 'very little' - it seems that being entirely cut off from his family has made him a little - odd. The whole army has camped out at Harrenhall after driving Tywin out and Rob has spent his entire time inventing an elaborate board game to pass the time. Remarkably, none of his army seem particularly hung up on this action. We are treated to a mind-numbing exegesis on the rules and features of this game, which seem to be related to the positioning of lemoncakes on a large hexagonal board that takes up most of a hall. Rob is midway through explaining tie-breaking rules to a helpless manservant when trumpets sound and a breathless soldier announces that Catelyn and Talisa have returned, at the head of an army. Rob rushes to the window to see them ride into the square, wearing elaborate and hilarious deer costumes, a host of wildwomen riding (and running) behind them. Rob appears completely lost for words, as the camera slowly zooms in on his mouth, until it's filling the entire screen, at which point he whispers, in an almost inaudible way, "Lemoncaaaaaaakesss...."

May. 9th, 2013

12:46 am

lists are another kind of comic: a sequence of images placed next to each other that creates the effect of narrative. they don't have any kind of (useful) epistemic content. one shouldn't care about whether Institution Y placed Artist Z place # on the top @@@s of the WHATEVER. The relative placement doesn't matter, and who really gives a damn about canon formation these days - so what kind of story is the list telling? what narrative is coming about by putting one artist next to another? what dialogues do they begin to have with each other? (like linear stories, hierarchical lists are necessarily the least interesting, unless in an expert's hands) list-making culture isn't really about coming to understand how the world is really ordered, it's about using the cultural detritus of modern art to tell a story about your life.

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